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Kilts and Shirts

February 3, 2010 by  

Dear Mr. Tony,

My girlfriend and I occasionally play golf against men and they always whine about giving us strokes, and we get to hit from the shorter tees. What do you recommend we do to make it fairer.

Skirts and Kilts

Dear Kilt,

I suggest you get Dem guys all a piece of cheese to go with Dat whine. If day can’t stand the pressure, den suggest that they move up to da front tees. I would make sure they follow the USGA’s Handicap System. As long as yous guys post your scores with da proper course rating from the tee’s you played from. Your handicap is accurate and da yardage is taken into consideration. If dat doesn’t work then don’t play with the knuckleheads.

Tony

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